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If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit. - Johnnie Cochran

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. - Albert Einstein

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Life is like Tetris: if it doesn't fit, just flip it over. - Sabine Hein

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

A good way I know to find happiness is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. - Josh Billings

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton

There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. - Francis Bacon

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

You cannot tailor-make the situations in life, but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations. - Zig Ziglar

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

I've never believed in measuring one's worth by the size of his or her bank account. I prefer to look at distance traveled. - Dan Rather

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

The mathematician may be compared to a designer of garments, who is utterly oblivious of all the creatures who his garments may fit. - Dantzig

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos


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