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Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

Not failure, but low aim, is crime. - J. R. Lowell

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

A penny saved is a Congressional oversight. - Hal Luyah

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

Liberty is never being too sure you're right. - Learned Hand

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. - George Jean Nathan

Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost

We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

Commitments the voters don’t know about can't hurt you. - Ogden Nash

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame. - Bertrand Russell

My career was spluttering until I did a 360 and got headed in the right direction. - Tracy McGrady

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear. - George Orwell

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to my conscience, above all liberties. - John Milton

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress. - Ronald Reagan

Man's capacity for justice makes democracy possible, but man's inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary. - Reinhold Niebuhr

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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