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I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway

Opportunity may knock, but you must open the door. - Unknown

If they give you ruled paper, write the other way. - Juan Ramon Jimenez

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

Facts and truth really don't have much to do with each other. - William Faulkner

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

The opinion which other people have of you is their problem, not yours. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to do. - Jack Nicholson

I only know two pieces - one is Clair de Lune and the other one isn't. - Victor Borge

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent. - Abraham Lincoln

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

People seldom improve when they have no other model but themselves to copy after. - Oliver Goldsmith

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives. - Abba Eban

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

History never repeats itself. The historians repeat each other. There is a wide difference. - Oscar Wilde

There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope. - Oscar Wilde

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

The unhappiest people in this world, are those who care the most about what other people think. - C. JoyBell C.

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

Human reason is like a drunken man on horseback, set it up on one side and it tumbles over on the other. - Martin Luther

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

While one person hesitates because he feels inferior, the other is busy making mistakes and becoming superior. - Unknown

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

The reason we are so pleased to find other people's secrets is that it distracts public attention from our own. - Oscar Wilde

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway


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