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Other Door thanks to Mike King

If at first your don’t succeed, try the only other one

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When one door shuts, a hundred open. - Spanish Proverb

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

Silence is argument carried out by other means. - Ernesto Che Guevara

No one gossips about other people's secret virtues. - Bertrand Russell

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

You're sicker than me? Edith, get me the other fomometer. - Archie Bunker

Shut the door will the 2 of yas, we're catchin' ammonia. - Archie Bunker

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. - Peter deVries

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The well bred contradict other people. The wise contradict themselves. - Oscar Wilde

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

Forgive your enemies - if you can't get back at them any other way. - Franklin P. Jones

Don't ever perceive other people's success as your own failure. - Rob Liano

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

Doing things by halves is worthless; it may be the other half that counts. - Unknown

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Unknown

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent. - Abraham Lincoln

Lovers don't finally meet somewhere. They're in each other all along. - Rumi

Each nation feels superior to other nations. That breeds patriotism - and wars. - Dale Carnegie

My hometown is so dull that the drugstore sells picture postcards of other towns. - Milton Berle

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Faithfulness in small things leads to faithfulness in great things, and never the other way around. - Jerry L. Lewis

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Human reason is like a drunken man on horseback, set it up on one side and it tumbles over on the other. - Martin Luther

Wrestlers are a little more dedicated than, and are different from, the other people, which may be strange. - Dan Gable

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. - Barack Obama


Made His Bed

Dog Sled

Only In Canada - Nosey Moose

Camper Tank

Plane Pushers

Wise Electricity Use

Critter Control

Redneck Ice Fishing

Skeletons In The Closet

Captive Audience Twins

Brew Table

Nailed It Baby

Water Supply

Holding His Own Portraits

Hawaii Scuba Bus

Chicken Pie

Computer Challenged

Swiss Reaper

Original Play Station

Haunted Pancakes

No Neck

Five Pound Note

Selena Stopmez

AirHeads