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Other Door

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Other Door thanks to Mike King

If at first your don’t succeed, try the only other one

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I may be crazy but at least I have each other. - Unknown

No one gossips about other people's secret virtues. - Bertrand Russell

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Shut the door will the 2 of yas, we're catchin' ammonia. - Archie Bunker

Facts and truth really don't have much to do with each other. - William Faulkner

Real listening is a willingness to let the other person change you. - Alan Alda

Don't ever perceive other people's success as your own failure. - Rob Liano

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

Lovers don't finally meet somewhere. They're in each other all along. - Rumi

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Unknown

My hometown is so dull that the drugstore sells picture postcards of other towns. - Milton Berle

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives. - Abba Eban

In a mist the heights can for the most part see each other; but the valleys cannot. - Augustus William Hare

There is nothing to make you like other human beings so much as doing things for them. - Zora Neale Hurston

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Don't you just hate it when you try to think of something other than golf... and you can't? - Mike Purkey

The greatest thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been. - Madeleine L'Engle

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

As long as you're having fun and still doing stuff, it doesn't matter what other people think. - Nick Carter

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

That he delights in the misery of others no man will confess, and yet what other motive can make a father cruel? - Joseph Addison

In the early years, you fight because you don't understand each other. In later years, you fight because you do. - Joan Didion

Waiting around to be perfect never amounts to anything. Don't be a waiter or you'll be serving other people. - Ian Desabrais

My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. - Steven Wright

Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation. - Oscar Wilde

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

If someone offers you a gift, and you decline to accept it, the other person still owns that gift. The same is true of insults and verbal attacks. - Steve Pavlina


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