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Other Door thanks to Mike King

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Life begins on the other side of despair. - Jean-Paul Sartre

I drink to make other people interesting. - Groucho Marx

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

I am but a gatherer and disposer of other men's stuff. - Henry Wotton

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Shut the door will the 2 of yas, we're catchin' ammonia. - Archie Bunker

One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people. - George Carlin

We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves in order to be like other people. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent. - Abraham Lincoln

Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation. - Henry Kissinger

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

My hometown is so dull that the drugstore sells picture postcards of other towns. - Milton Berle

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

The present moment is the only moment available to us, and it is the door to all moments. - Thich Nhat Hanh

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

Happiness is a Swedish sunset - it is there for all, but most of us look the other way and lose it. - Mark Twain

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

There are two sides to every issue: one side is right and the other is wrong, but the middle is always evil. - Ayn Rand

While one person hesitates because he feels inferior, the other is busy making mistakes and becoming superior. - Unknown

A lot of problems would never be problems if we could learn to talk to each other instead of about each other. - Unknown

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson

Often we can help each other most by leaving each other alone; at other times we need the hand-grasp and the word of cheer. - Elbert Hubbard

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

There are many humorous things in the world: among them the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages. - Mark Twain

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

There are two kinds of people who blow through life like a breeze,
And one kind is gossipers, and the other kind is gossipees. - Ogden Nash

I can see from you utter misery, from your eagerness to misunderstand each other, and from your thoroughly bad temper that this is the real thing. - Peter Ustinov


Wrong On So Many Levels

Reflection

Which Way Cupcakes

Woman Argument

Fat Monkey Sculpture

Buddha Is Watching You

Picnic Boat Launch

Carnations vs. Roses

After Easter Bunny

Manitoba Spring Day

Catch Up With Jesus

Forgotten Easter Eggs

Broken Egg

Stuffed Bunny

Egg Couch

Pocket Bunny

Colour Car

The Resurrection

What's In Easter?

Texas Easter Bunny

Easter Elephant Eggs

Ancient Shiloh

Easter Egg Hunt

Chocolate Easter Bunnies