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Other Door thanks to Mike King

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When one door shuts, a hundred open. - Spanish Proverb

I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway

If they give you ruled paper, write the other way. - Juan Ramon Jimenez

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much. - Evan Esar

Blowing your own horn only makes other people go deaf. - Unknown

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other. - Jane Austen

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. - John Lennon

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. - Peter deVries

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The well bred contradict other people. The wise contradict themselves. - Oscar Wilde

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

I only know two pieces - one is Clair de Lune and the other one isn't. - Victor Borge

Each nation feels superior to other nations. That breeds patriotism - and wars. - Dale Carnegie

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. - Robin Williams

Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. - Mother Theresa

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon

A lot of problems would never be problems if we could learn to talk to each other instead of about each other. - Unknown

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. - Steven Wright

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde


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