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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

The Possible's slow fuse is lit
By the Imagination. - Emily Dickinson

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled. - Horace

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

Too often I find that the volume of paper expands to fill the available briefcases. - Jerry Brown

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. - Steve Martin

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

It is often wonderful how putting down on paper a clear statement of a case helps one to see, not perhaps the way out, but the way in. - Arthur Christopher Benson

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates


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