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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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