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'Pick Your Nose' Cup

Personalized cups for nosey drinkers

'Pick Your Nose' Cup thanks to Keith Blake

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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

A full cup must be carried steadily. - English Proverb

Always drink upstream from the herd. - Will Rogers

A cup of tea would restore my normality. - Douglas Adams

I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear


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