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'Pick Your Nose' Cup

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'Pick Your Nose' Cup thanks to Keith Blake

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Instinct is the nose of the mind. - Madame de Girardin

Always drink upstream from the herd. - Will Rogers

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

Lead the audience by the nose to the thought. - Laurence Olivier

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

I'd hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's. Imagine needing a drink and forgetting where you put it. - George Carlin

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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