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Planking

Lying down on the job taken to different levels

Planking - the action of lying face down with arms to the sides of the body, in unusual public spaces and photographing it. The term “planking” was coined in Australia and became a fad in 2011. Planking has its origins in the lying down game in Europe and Japan (1997). It has also been known as “playing dead” (South Korea 2003), “à plat ventre” (On one's belly, France 2004), and “extreme lying down” (Australasia, 2008).
Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

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A quiet fool is half a sage. - Yiddish Proverb

Only a fool knows everything. - Maasai Proverb

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

It is better to be a fool than to be dead. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Foolish indeed are those who trust to fortune. - Lady Murasaki

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. - Otto von Bismarck

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

The wise person questions himself, the fool others. - Henri Arnold

A genius from nine to five - a fool at the weekends. - Unknown

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

That's the spirit - one part brave, three parts fool. - Christopher Paolini

When a fool has made up his mind, the market has gone by. - Spanish Proverb

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. - Aeschylus

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has suspicions. - Wilson Miznor

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions. - Wilson Mizner

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great. - Cher

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

It never hurts a fool to appear before an audience, for his capacity is not a capacity for feeling. - Dale Breckenridge Carnegie

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. - WC Fields

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir


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