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Planking

Lying down on the job taken to different levels

Planking - the action of lying face down with arms to the sides of the body, in unusual public spaces and photographing it. The term “planking” was coined in Australia and became a fad in 2011. Planking has its origins in the lying down game in Europe and Japan (1997). It has also been known as “playing dead” (South Korea 2003), “à plat ventre” (On one's belly, France 2004), and “extreme lying down” (Australasia, 2008).
Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

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Lose your cool - play the fool. - W. Andrew Welker

Architects are practical poets. - Unknown

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

A jester unemployed is nobody's fool. - Danny Kaye

Any fool can criticize, and many of them do. - Cyril Garbett

When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. - Arabic proverb

The wise person questions himself, the fool others. - Henri Arnold

Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it. - Henry David Thoreau

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. - Aeschylus

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. - Anatole France

He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. - Jim Elliot

A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has suspicions. - Wilson Miznor

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever. - Chinese Proverb

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great. - Cher

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

Start a huge, foolish project like Noah. It makes absolutely no difference what people think of you. - Rumi

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

Before a man speaks it is always safe to assume that he is a fool. After he speaks, it is seldom necessary to assume it. - H L Mencken

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown


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