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Planking

Lying down on the job taken to different levels

Planking - the action of lying face down with arms to the sides of the body, in unusual public spaces and photographing it. The term “planking” was coined in Australia and became a fad in 2011. Planking has its origins in the lying down game in Europe and Japan (1997). It has also been known as “playing dead” (South Korea 2003), “à plat ventre” (On one's belly, France 2004), and “extreme lying down” (Australasia, 2008).
Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

Planking thanks to Judah Defries

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Architects are practical poets. - Unknown

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

Arguing with a fool proves there are two. - Doris M. Smith

It is better to be a fool than to be dead. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Any fool can criticize, and many of them do. - Cyril Garbett

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. - Euripides

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. - Otto von Bismarck

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. - Anatole France

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has suspicions. - Wilson Miznor

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions. - Wilson Mizner

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. - Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great. - Cher

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. - George S Patton

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. - WC Fields

Before a man speaks it is always safe to assume that he is a fool. After he speaks, it is seldom necessary to assume it. - H L Mencken

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison


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