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Political Promise Hauler

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Political Promise Hauler thanks to Keith Blake

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Life is a promise; fulfill it. - Mother Teresa

Better a broken promise than none at all. - Mark Twain

A commitment and a promise are not the same thing. - Bruce King

An acre of performance is worth a world of promises. - Red Auerbach

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. - Groucho Marx

The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep. - George Stephanopolous

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas. - Lewis Black

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

One must have a good memory to be able to keep the promises one makes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing. - Bernard Baruch

You have to have been a Republican to know how good it is to be a Democrat. - Jackie Kennedy

Democrats haven't been this upset since Republicans freed their slaves. - Unknown

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers. - Nikita Khruschev

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

I was a Democrat for a period of time early on. And then I was also an independent. And then I became a Republican. - Donald Trump

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

Please promise me. If and when the day comes that I may forget who you are, please promise that you won't forget that I am still me. - Mara Botonis

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything. - Joseph Stalin

Somebody made the statement that Donald Trump has built or owns the greatest collection of golf courses, ever, in the history of golf. And I believe that is 100 percent true. - Donald Trump

Dream lofty dreams, and as you dream, so shall you become. Your vision is the promise of what you shall one day be; your ideal is the prophecy of what you shall at last unveil. - James Lane Allen

Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future. - John F Kennedy

I think George Will is somebody that said recently that the Republicans will not lose, as a Republican, that the Republicans will not win the election. I think it was a terrible statement. - Donald Trump

Megyn Kelly: You've called women you don't like "fat pigs," "dogs," "slobs," and "disgusting animals."
Donald Trump: Only Rosie O'Donnell. - Donald Trump

Anywhere you have extreme poverty and no national health insurance, no promise of health care regardless of social standing, that's where you see the sharp limitations of market-based health care. - Paul Farmer


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