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Political Promise Hauler

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Political Promise Hauler thanks to Keith Blake

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Life is a promise; fulfill it. - Mother Teresa

Better a broken promise than none at all. - Mark Twain

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. - Groucho Marx

The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep. - George Stephanopolous

The Republicans aren't the only ones who want four more years. - Unknown

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

We promise according to our hopes and perform according to our fears. - François de La Rochefoucauld

You have to have been a Republican to know how good it is to be a Democrat. - Jackie Kennedy

Democrats haven't been this upset since Republicans freed their slaves. - Unknown

If you won't give me your word of honor, will you give me your promise? - Samuel Goldwyn

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. - Oscar Levant

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything. - Joseph Stalin

According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it. - Jay Leno

Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country's representatives can figure out what is going on. - Donald Trump

Somebody made the statement that Donald Trump has built or owns the greatest collection of golf courses, ever, in the history of golf. And I believe that is 100 percent true. - Donald Trump

Love him or hate him, Trump is a man who is certain about what he wants and sets out to get it, no holds barred. Women find his power almost as much of a turn-on as his money. - Unknown

Dream lofty dreams, and as you dream, so shall you become. Your vision is the promise of what you shall one day be; your ideal is the prophecy of what you shall at last unveil. - James Lane Allen

My parents elected me president of the family when I was 4. We actually had an election every year and I always won. I'm an only child, and I could count on my mother's vote. - Condoleezza Rice

Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future. - John F Kennedy

We feel (Trump National) is better than Pebble Beach. We have had some people out who are very familiar with Pebble Beach. Most people consider (Trump National) to be substantially superior. - Donald Trump

My turban is...
A figure of majesty
A promise of integrity
A crown of dignity
The force of equality
A way to stand out
A symbol of my faith
A gift from my guru. - Unknown

If I were a liberal Democrat, people would say I'm the super genius of all time. If you're a conservative Republican, you've got to fight for your life. It's really an amazing thing. - Donald Trump

Anywhere you have extreme poverty and no national health insurance, no promise of health care regardless of social standing, that's where you see the sharp limitations of market-based health care. - Paul Farmer


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