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Poodle Power

Dogs that excel in the weightlifting class

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Union gives strength. - Aesop

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

When you're out of willpower, you can call on stubbornness. - Henri Matisse

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

There is no such thing as a great talent without great willpower. - Honoré de Balzac

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

It's not that some people have willpower and some don't... It's that some people are ready to change and others are not. - James Gordon

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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