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Poodle Power

Dogs that excel in the weightlifting class

Poodle Power thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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