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Signs of unrest in the U.S. population

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Read My Lipstick thanks to Mike King

Read My Lipstick thanks to Mike King

Read My Lipstick thanks to Mike King

Read My Lipstick thanks to Mike King

Read My Lipstick thanks to Mike King

Read My Lipstick thanks to Mike King

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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

His wealth is superior to him. - African Saying

There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli

No taxation without representation. - Unknown

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Henry Cate, VII

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

The function of socialism is to raise suffering to a higher level. - Norman Mailer

A person's true wealth is the good he or she does in the world. - Mohammed

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

There's nothing like a two-hour tax appointment to make you question your career. - Shawn Hitchins

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite so satisfying as an income tax refund. - Unknown

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings. The inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. - Winston Churchill

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien


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