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Bailout Blues, Debt-Star and 'The Axis of Taxes'

Read My Lipstick thanks to Mike King

Signs of unrest in the U.S. population

Read My Lipstick thanks to Mike King

Read My Lipstick thanks to Mike King

Read My Lipstick thanks to Mike King

Read My Lipstick thanks to Mike King

Read My Lipstick thanks to Mike King

Read My Lipstick thanks to Mike King

Read My Lipstick thanks to Mike King

Read My Lipstick thanks to Mike King

Read My Lipstick thanks to Mike King

Read My Lipstick thanks to Mike King

Read My Lipstick thanks to Mike King

Read My Lipstick thanks to Mike King

Read My Lipstick thanks to Mike King

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Seek wealth, it's good. - Ivan Boesky

Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

The power to tax involves the power to destroy. - John Marshall

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Henry Cate, VII

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth. - Bonnie Friedman

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers

I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged. - Roger Jones

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

Be charitable before wealth make thee covetous, and lose not the glory of the mite. - Thomas Brown

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

It is neither wealth nor splendor, but tranquility and occupation, which give happiness. - Thomas Jefferson

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. - Winston Churchill

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers


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Reflection

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Woman Argument

Fat Monkey Sculpture

Buddha Is Watching You

Picnic Boat Launch

Carnations vs. Roses

After Easter Bunny

Manitoba Spring Day

Catch Up With Jesus

Forgotten Easter Eggs

Broken Egg

Stuffed Bunny

Egg Couch

Pocket Bunny

Colour Car

The Resurrection

What's In Easter?

Texas Easter Bunny

Easter Elephant Eggs

Ancient Shiloh

Easter Egg Hunt