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Bailout Blues, Debt-Star and 'The Axis of Taxes'

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Signs of unrest in the U.S. population

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Read My Lipstick thanks to Mike King

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Read My Lipstick thanks to Mike King

Read My Lipstick thanks to Mike King

Read My Lipstick thanks to Mike King

Read My Lipstick thanks to Mike King

Read My Lipstick thanks to Mike King

Read My Lipstick thanks to Mike King

Read My Lipstick thanks to Mike King

Read My Lipstick thanks to Mike King

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My own tax expert, H & R Crock. - Archie Bunker

A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

The current tax code is a daily mugging. - Ronald Reagan

Taxation without representation is tyranny. - James Otis

Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers

Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

My sheer existence is like a political act to a lot of people. It's not to me. - Grimes

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

It is neither wealth nor splendor, but tranquility and occupation, which give happiness. - Thomas Jefferson

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey


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