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All you need is love. - John Lennon

I love the poorly educated. - Donald Trump

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

The best love affairs are those we never had. - Norman Lindsay

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

There is no physician who can cure the disease of love. - African Proverb

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

He was afraid of defiling the love which filled his soul. - Leo Tolstoy

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

One who marries for love along will have bad days but good nights. - Egyptian Proverb

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A. Heinlein

The longest absence is less perilous to love than the terrible trials of incessant proximity. - Ouida

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West


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