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In love, one and one are one. - Jean-Paul Sartre

One is very crazy when in love. - Sigmund Freud

We are easily duped by those we love. - Moliere

I love life because what more is there. - Anthony Hopkins

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary. - Oscar Wilde

Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. - Welsh Proverb

When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out. - Elizabeth Bowen

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign. - Woody Allen

People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway. - Mother Teresa

One is never wounded by the love one gives; only by the love one expects. - Marty Rubin

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known involved one actor, unassisted. - Wilson Mizner

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway


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