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Get drunk with love. - Debasish Mridha

Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

We are most alive when we're in love. - John Updike

Love is the ultimate no-calorie sweetener. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Theresa

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Whatever you do, stamp out abuses, and love those who love you. - Voltaire

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. - Robin Williams

If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about. - Nick Cave

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. - St. Paul

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

I'm in love with the potential of miracles. For me, the safest place is out on a limb. - Shirley MacLaine

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden


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