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Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery

I love treason but hate a traitor. - Julius Caesar

The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

There is no remedy for love but to love more. - Henry David Thoreau

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Love sought is good, but given unsought is better. - William Shakespeare

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. - Virgil

The best cure for unrequited love: get to know them better. - Alain de Botton

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

Love is a word consisting of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools. - Jeff Rovin

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow

I'd love to sell out completely. It's just that nobody has been willing to buy. - John Waters

I'm in love with the potential of miracles. For me, the safest place is out on a limb. - Shirley MacLaine

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

The longest absence is less perilous to love than the terrible trials of incessant proximity. - Ouida

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

The best portion of a good man's life;
His little nameless, unremembered acts
Of kindness and of love. - William Wordsworth

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West


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