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Redneck House Move

Moving's easy when you don't have to worry about overpasses

Redneck House Move thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

To Haul With It!

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Don't spin the world; move it gently. - Joe Segal

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Give me a place to stand and I'll move the world. - Archimedes

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

If a man would move the world, he must first move himself. - Socrates

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers. - Phyllis Diller

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

Assume any career move you make won't go smoothly. They won't. But don't look back. - Andy Grove

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare


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