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Redneck House Move

Moving's easy when you don't have to worry about overpasses

Redneck House Move thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

To Haul With It!

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An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

If you want to move up you must first stand out. - Tom Peters

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. - Woody Allen

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

I always thought of losing my virginity as a career move. - Madonna

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on. - Homer Simpson

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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