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Redneck House Move

Moving's easy when you don't have to worry about overpasses

Redneck House Move thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

To Haul With It!

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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Moving fast is not the same as going somewhere. - Robert Anthony

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

If a man would move the world, he must first move himself. - Socrates

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

As you grow older, if you don't move, you won't move. - Yvonne Dowlen

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on. - Homer Simpson

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world. - Archimedes

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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