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Redneck House Move

Moving's easy when you don't have to worry about overpasses

Redneck House Move thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

To Haul With It!

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Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

Keeping objects from your past comes with memories of your past. Let go of both to move on. - Faydra D. Fields

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare


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