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Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

The post of honour is a private station. - Joseph Addison

Those whom we support hold us up in life. - Marie E. von Eschenbach

I support recycling. I wore this yesterday. - Unknown

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

The past is a guide post, not a hitching post. - L. Thomas Holdcroft

National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support! - Unknown

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown

Glamour is on a life-support machine and not expected to live. - Joan Collins

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

If I do decide to do this, which I very well might, Jesse's support would be very important to me, in many ways. - Donald Trump

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

A good plate of sushi after an opening helps to soothe that post-opening blues - especially since you feel like raw meat yourself. - Jim Drain

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone


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