Redneck Skurfing
Bubba's inflatable sleeping bag is almost waterproof
QuotaBillsSurfing is for life. - Bruce Jenkins
Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku
Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez
The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres
I've tried body surfing. It's nice. - Ziggy Marley
Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb
Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields
Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright
People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi
Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte
If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins
I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright
My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman
An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith
If there was no such thing as barrels I probably wouldn't even surf. - Clay Marzo
I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers
You can take a surfer out of the surf, but you can not take surf out of surfer. - Bob McTavish
Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton
I love surfing more than cricket. It's more interesting and you meet great people. - Hansie Cronje
Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy
We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb
It's a culmination of your life of surfing when you turn and paddle in at Mavericks. - Jeff Clark
Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry
Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker
I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo
Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora
What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore
Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater
Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown