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The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

Even in the dictionary, academics comes before athletics. - William A. Welker

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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