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Saskatchewan Freeway

Does this apply to both lanes?

Saskatchewan Freeway thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Wander often
Wonder always - Unknown

Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao-tzu

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. - Lao-tzu

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Sometimes it's the journey that teaches you a lot about your destination. - Drake

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. - Anatole France

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going. - Paul Theroux

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

Stay off the bandwagon. More likely than not, your own way of getting there makes for a better journey. - Faydra D. Fields

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Better to be on a seemingly endless journey seeking truth, than to be comfortable and stagnant with deception. - Starr De Luna

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek


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