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Senior Aerobics

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Union gives strength. - Aesop

Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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