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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the Navy. - Steve Jobs

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker


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