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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker


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