#1 humor site on the 'net

Sidewalk Pickpocket

How tourists tip park performers

Sidewalk Pickpocket thanks to Keith Blake

Masquerading as the sidewalk clowns

QuotaBills
Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer


Sunken Bed

Australian Wildfire Survivor

Rat Toys

Radish Camouflage

Apple Art

Cake Finders

Shot Glasses

Frog Spout Security

Chopper Bicycle

Canadian Suntan

Walkway To Heaven

Groucho Marx and Jimmy Savile

Despicable Shoes

Prayer Conditioning

Lazy People Make Excellent Engineers

Spaghetti Western

Under The Weather

Backpack Barney

My Sweet Potato

Who Needs a Guard Dog?

My Next Life

Mouse Insider

Close Ups

Redneck Camera Phone