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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

We've got a name for sushi in Georgia... bait. - Blake Clark

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

For every man there exists a bait which he cannot resist swallowing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it. - Thomas Jefferson

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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