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Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump


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