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Spring Is Just Around The Corner

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Spring Is Just Around The Corner thanks to Cathy Young

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Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. - James Lowell

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

Chicago is an October sort of city even in spring. - Nelson Algren

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you. - Richard B. Sheridan

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

If I had my life to live over again, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring. - Unknown

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

We dried continuously day and night. We had no efficient way to do it, so we built this new popcorn plant. - Orville Redenbacher

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie


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