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Spring Is Just Around The Corner

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Spring Is Just Around The Corner thanks to Cathy Young

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If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. - James Lowell

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford

If words were leaves, would you prefer fall or spring? - Jarod Kintz

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Victor Kraft

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Natural abilities are like natural plants: to grow, they need pruning. - Red Auerbach

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

If I had my life to live over again, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring. - Unknown

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

We dried continuously day and night. We had no efficient way to do it, so we built this new popcorn plant. - Orville Redenbacher

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie


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