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Spring Is Just Around The Corner

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Spring Is Just Around The Corner thanks to Cathy Young

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Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. - James Lowell

At the best of times, spring hurts depressives. - Angela Carter

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Natural abilities are like natural plants: to grow, they need pruning. - Red Auerbach

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen


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