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Spring Is Just Around The Corner

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Spring Is Just Around The Corner thanks to Cathy Young

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A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. - James Lowell

The deep roots never doubt spring will come. - Marty Rubin

Spring is umbilical or else it is not spring. - Wallace Stevens

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

It's a point or setter plant (poinsettia). - Archie Bunker

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Chicago is an October sort of city even in spring. - Nelson Algren

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

because it's Spring
thingS dare to do people - e e cummings

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Victor Kraft

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you. - Richard B. Sheridan

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash


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