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Staff Teeth

Will missing teeth lead to missing customers?

Staff Teeth thanks to Mike King

Company's new in-dentured plan for employees

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Floss like a boss! - Unknown

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. - Leonard Woolf

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Some tortures are physical
And some are mental,
But the one that is both
is dental. - Ogden Nash

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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