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Staff Teeth

Will missing teeth lead to missing customers?

Staff Teeth thanks to Mike King

Company's new in-dentured plan for employees

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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. - Charles Lamb

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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