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Staff Teeth

Will missing teeth lead to missing customers?

Staff Teeth thanks to Mike King

Company's new in-dentured plan for employees

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Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

The best and cheapest dentistry is when the right thing is done extremely well the first time and it lasts. - Unknown

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay

I am keeping with tradition today. After I learned of my Golden Globe nomination, I went to the dentist, so today, let's make it the orthodontist. - Frankie Muniz


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