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Standard & Poor's Downgrade

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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

I like gold because it is a stabilizer; it is an insurance policy. - Kevin O'Leary

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Hard luck is composed of laziness, bad judgement, and poor execution. - Unknown

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor. - Seneca

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Dependency arguments often come from elites - either aid agencies or governments - and say something about attitudes to poor people. - Paul Harvey

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

The universe lies before you on the floor, in the mysterious bodies of your dancers, in your mind. From this voyage no one returns poor or weary. - Agnes de Mille

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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