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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

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How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Winners lose more than losers. They win and lose more than losers, because they stay in the game. - Terry Paulson

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Human affairs are like a chess game: Only those who do not take it seriously can be called good players. - Hung Tzu-ch'eng

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

The real question one should ask when presented with a puzzle is, "Should I solve it? Do I really need to know the answer?" - Tony DiTerlizzi

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink


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