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Stealth Cat

Can you find the cat in this picture?

Stealth Cat thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Half this game is ninety percent mental. - Yogi Berra

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties. - Erich Fromm

The markets are the world's greatest Rubik's cube. - Rick Santelli

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

It's a game that will ultimately be decided by the final outcome. - Martin Tyler

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

Life is like a game of Tetris. You never know what you're gonna get. - Kevin Larnholm

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffet

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Winners lose more than losers. They win and lose more than losers, because they stay in the game. - Terry Paulson

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. - Charles Mingus

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan


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