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Stealth Cat

Can you find the cat in this picture?

Stealth Cat thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

It's a game that will ultimately be decided by the final outcome. - Martin Tyler

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

Life is like a game of Tetris. You never know what you're gonna get. - Kevin Larnholm

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Most of the places I've been, I've been a main piece of the puzzle. - Eric Davis

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffet

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

Winners lose more than losers. They win and lose more than losers, because they stay in the game. - Terry Paulson

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was important, like a league game. - Dick Butkus

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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