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Structural Books

These books are RED and not meant to be READ

Structural Books thanks to Mike King

Books for not reading

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Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

Are we not like two volumes of one book? - Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

Good sayings are like pearls strung together. - Chinese Proverb

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech. - Martin Fraquhar Tupper

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon

No matter how bad things are, they can always be worse. So what if my stroke left me with a speech impediment? Moses had one, and he did all right. - Kirk Douglas


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