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Structural Books

These books are RED and not meant to be READ

Structural Books thanks to Mike King

Books for not reading

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A big book is a big bore. - Callimachus

Is there another word for synonym? - George Carlin

What's another word for thesaurus? - Steven Wright

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Good sayings are like pearls strung together. - Chinese Proverb

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - Lemony Snicket

Everything comes to him who waits. Except a loaned book. - Kin Hubbard

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. - Will Rogers

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp. - Tom Clancy

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

It often happens that the quotations constitute the most valuable part of a book. - Vicesimus Knox

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. - Francis Bacon

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


Hogwart's Other Bridge

Excalibutter

As The World Turns

Bird Condo

Legal Assistance For All

Chinese Law School

Do Not Stack

Stairway Chute

Walkway Not

Pirate Vacation

How Not To Prop Start Your Plane

Redneck Spaghetti

Wild Game Nutrition Guide

Alaska Gas

Definition Of A Good Friend

Redneck Car Repair

Self-Propelled Rocket

Pole Clock

Donut Holes

Insect Food Fight

Living At C Level

Little Johnny Bath

Emergency Stops Only

Portable Balance Beam