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Such Is Life thanks to Mel Hardman

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If in doubt, paddle out. - Nat Young

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

The pessimist is half-licked before he starts. - Thomas A. Buckner

You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you. - Groucho Marx

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. - Edward Abbey

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist - except an old optimist. - Mark Twain

Pessimists are not boring. Pessimists are right. Pessimists are superfluous. - Elias Canetti

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

Pessimists are usually kind. The gay, bubbling over, have no time for the pitiful. - Sean O'Faolain

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

It's a culmination of your life of surfing when you turn and paddle in at Mavericks. - Jeff Clark

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

We go by the lighthouse; paddle out. After we got out, we paddled way down to get the biggest peak. - George Downing

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

Pessimism becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy; it reproduces itself by crippling our willingness to act. - Howard Zinn

The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. - Unknown

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

You don't paddle against the current, you paddle with it. And if you get good at it, you throw away the oars. - Kris Kristofferson

I want to try doing sportier things, kite surfing and paddle surfing - I think it would give me that extra confidence. - Vanessa Hudgens

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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