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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

If it goes, it goes. Don't force it. - Yiddish proverb

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

Our patience will achieve more than our force. - Edmund Burke

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

It's OK if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right. - Unknown

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

In other men, taste for slaughter sometimes loses its force. In Constantius it became more violent. - Ammianus Marcellinus

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien


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