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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

A pigment of your imagination - Archie Bunker

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

Our patience will achieve more than our force. - Edmund Burke

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed. - Mark Twain

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force. - Dorothy Parker

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

We have reason on our side and, therefore, force, though so far we have used force with moderation. - Miguel Primo de Rivera

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

The Force is strong with you. A powerful Sith you will become. Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth Vader. - Darth Sidious

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

There is always room for a man of force and he makes room for many. Society is a troop of thinkers and the best heads among them take the best places. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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