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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

What could we do? There was a reign of terror. - Nikita Krushchev

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Victor Kraft

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

God doesn't require us to succeed; he only requires that you try. - Mother Teresa

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote


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Playground Drivers

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