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Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. - George Herbert

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us air tickets. - Mel Brooks

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

If God had wanted me otherwise, he would have created me otherwise. - Johann von Goethe

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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