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Tail Support

Grooming on the Serengeti Plains

Tail Support thanks to Keith Blake

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My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz

PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals - Unknown

A zebra does not change its spots. - Al Gore

We hold these semi-animal meetings. - Archie Bunker

Those whom we support hold us up in life. - Marie E. von Eschenbach

Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. - Mark Twain

When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail. - Ziad K. Abdelnour

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession. - Mark Twain

The best thing about animals is that they don't talk much. - Thornton Wilder

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright

There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

There are a lot of things I learned from animals. One was that they couldn't hiss or boo me. - James Dean

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. - H L Mencken

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker

If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week. - Will Rogers

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

If I do decide to do this, which I very well might, Jesse's support would be very important to me, in many ways. - Donald Trump

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

You think so logically... like a hawk soaring - I feel so chaotically... like a kite without a tail plummeting to earth. - John Geddes

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle. - Archie Bunker

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. - Oscar Wilde

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault


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