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Take My Advice

Leadership 'tips'

Take My Advice thanks to Keith Blake

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Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

Whatever your advice, make it brief. - Horace

Lead, follow, or get out of the way. - Thomas Paine

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

Guitar players never listen to lead singers. - Steven Tyler

Don't give advice unless you're asked. - Amy Alcott

Generosity gives assistance, rather than advice. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny. - Kin Hubbard

A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice. - Edgar Watson Howe

Many receive advice, but only the wise profit from it. - Syrus

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. - Milton Berle

I'm having trouble managing the mansion. What I need is a wife. - Ella Grasso

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. - Charles Bukowski

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do. - H.W. Shaw

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

The President is going to lead us out of this recovery. It will happen. - Dan Quayle

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

To err is human. To blame it on somebody else shows management potential. - Unknown

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Only daring speculation can lead us further and not accumulation of facts. - Albert Einstein

Hot lead can be almost as effective coming from a linotype as from a firearm. - John O'Hara

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give it. - Agatha Christie

I think I'm right-brained, incapable of managing my way out of a brown paper bag. - Jeremy Grantham

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

To avoid an occasion for our virtues is a worse degree of failure than to push forward pluckily and make a fall. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao


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