QuotaBillsI wish I knew how to quit you. - Cookie Monster
C is for cookie, and cookie is for me. - Cookie Monster
Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown
Raisin cookies are why I have trust issues. - Unknown
Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown
Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown
I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins
In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie
A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster
Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins
Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz
I wouldn't trade you for all the cookies in the world. - Cookie Monster
Baking is like washing - the results are equally temporary. - Patricia Briggs
I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez
In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos
In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin
My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black
News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch
Your resemblance to a muppet will prevent the world from taking you seriously. - Unknown
My weak spot is laziness. Oh, I have a lot of weak spots: cookies, croissants. - Anthony Hopkins
The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson
How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman
Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf
I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards
Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush
Today I will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant in which case I will eat a cookie. - Unknown
The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell
I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson
I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver
People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman
You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner
The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff
The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott
I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki
A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown
Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee
The sky in Texas is the most amazing sky in the whole country, I think, like you can see more sky in Texas than you can see anywhere else in the world. - dina Menzel
To cut the federal budget without cutting entitlements is like giving up chocolate-chip cookies and then deciding it's OK to eat the ones that don't have any nuts. - Timothy Noah
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments. - Steven Wright