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Do it big or stay in bed. - Larry Kelly

The thinking man's crumpet. - Frank Muir

We become what we think about all day long. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Brain: An apparatus with which we think we think. - Ambrose Bierce

You'd think I was Lazarus rising from the bed. - Archie Bunker

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. - Theodore Roosevelt

Don't think your condition is good enough; KNOW IT! - Unknown

I don't think anyone has been slandered more than the Jews. - Fidel Castro

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's. - Henry Moore

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

I always have a quotation for everything - it saves original thinking. - Dorothy L. Sayers

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Love is never as ferocious as when you think it's going to leave you. - Anita Shreve

What happens is fact, not truth. Truth is what we think about what happens. - Robert McKee

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

The most satisfying thing in life is to have been able to give a large part of one's self to others. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

I'm a big fan of the Irish accent. After a couple of drinks, I start to get a bit of an Irish lilt, too. - Emily Ratajkowski

If you don't make mistakes, you're not working on hard enough problems. And that's a big mistake. - Unknown

Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. - Mark Twain

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

That's the kind of thing people always thinking. They always got to see some sort of scary thing in everything. - S.D. Crockett

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The most important things to say are those which often I did not think necessary for me to say - because they were too obvious. - Andre Gide

Every person is the creation of himself, the image of his own thinking and believing. As individuals think and believe, so they are. - Claude M. Bristol

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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