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I've been big ever since I was little. - William Perry

Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think. - Chinese Proverb

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Let us think only of the good days that are to come. - Agatha Christie

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. - Woody Allen

I cannot think of a single one, not even intelligence. - Enrico Fermi

It doesn't take a very big person to carry a grudge. - Unknown

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

I think "Hail to the Chief" has a nice ring to it. - John F Kennedy

Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late. - Mark Twain

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

You think I just drove in from Long Island on a load of turnips? - Archie Bunker

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

The trouble with specialists is that they tend to think in grooves. - Elaine Morgan

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

Considering what he done, I think it was highly aproplactic (appropriate). - Archie Bunker

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony. - Mahatma Gandhi

I wanted to see what was going on in the world. I sometimes think I overwished. - Tom Brokaw

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. - Nicki Elson

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

Discovery consists of seeing what everyone has seen and thinking what nobody has thought. - Albert Szent-Gyorgyi

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

Refuse to criticize, condemn, or complain. Instead, think and talk only about the things you really want. - Brian Tracy

I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days. - Ike Barinholtz

I'm a big fan of the Irish accent. After a couple of drinks, I start to get a bit of an Irish lilt, too. - Emily Ratajkowski

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

How we think about life's hard knocks can actually determine their impact on us more than the events themselves. - David Hazard

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always enjoyed feeling afraid. I think it is the most delicious feeling there is. - Domingos Monteiro

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts


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