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To think is to differ. - Clarence Darrow

Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen

We think in generalities, but we live in detail. - Alfred North Whitehead

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. - Woody Allen

Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought. - Henri Louis Bergson

Whatever you think you are, you are always bigger than that. - Gino Norris

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon. - Ellen Degeneres

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. - Jerry Seinfeld

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. - Robert Brault

In order to be big, you have to think big. If you think small, you're going to be small. - Emeril Lagasse

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself in your way of thinking. - Marcus Aurelius

Sometimes I think I am a genius. Then I realize I’ve already seen this episode of Jeopardy. - Unknown

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

The most satisfying thing in life is to have been able to give a large part of one's self to others. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Refuse to criticize, condemn, or complain. Instead, think and talk only about the things you really want. - Brian Tracy

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger. - Dan Rather

True contentment depends not upon what we have; a tub was large enough for Diogenes, but a world was too little for Alexander. - Charles Caleb Colton

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

Every person is the creation of himself, the image of his own thinking and believing. As individuals think and believe, so they are. - Claude M. Bristol

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

I'm very anxious to see who the fans choose for their favorite finalist. Their decision could have a big effect on my ultimate decision. - Donald Trump

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham

If you think that nobility consists of having sixteen ancestors rather than merit, great Prince, then you may - and you may also praise or condemn me. - Franz Grillparzer


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