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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

I'm Irish. We think sideways. - Spike Milligan

They can do all because they think they can. - Virgil

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

If they think we got an edge, we got an edge. - Red Auerbach

I never think of the future. It comes soon enough. - Albert Einstein

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

Gonna take all of my thinking and all of my consecration. - Archie Bunker

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday. - WC Fields

Pantomime is a big thing in the cultural calendar of my country. - Alan Cumming

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. - B.F. Skinner

Do you think that suppository is gonna be safe from me there, Edith? - Archie Bunker

A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework. - Ruby Lou Barnhill

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Boredom is a learned behavior and a form of anxiety that stems from our thinking. - Unknown

It's the little details that are vital. Little things make big things happen. - John Wooden

Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it. - Adolf Hitler

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. - Jerry Seinfeld

I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what - Unknown

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

Great men undertake great things because they are great; fools, because they think them easy. - Vauvenargues

Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself in your way of thinking. - Marcus Aurelius

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

Loving someone is a loss of freedom - but one doesn't think of it as loss because one gains so much else. - Erica Jong

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. - Billy Connolly

The most important things to say are those which often I did not think necessary for me to say - because they were too obvious. - Andre Gide

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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