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You are what you think about all day long. - Dr. Robert Schuller

Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think. - Chinese Proverb

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley

Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do. - Benjamin Spock

Your life is a reflection of your thoughts. Think well. - Danielle Pierre

We are shaped by our thoughts. We become what we think. - Buddha

The truth of a thing is the feel of it, not the think of it. - Stanley Kubrick

Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think. - Niels Bohr

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. - Steven Wright

Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right. - Henry Ford

Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think. - La Bruyere

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony. - Mahatma Gandhi

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

To think is easy. To act is difficult. To act as one thinks is the most difficult of all. - Johann von Goethe

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. - George Carlin

Don't look now but I think there's one too many in this room right now, and I think it's you. - Groucho Marx

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

One thing I carried my whole life, especially from my grandparents in Chicago, was a huge idealism for the world. - Abigail Washburn

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it's regular-sized and my muscles are huge. - Jerry Seinfeld

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

True contentment depends not upon what we have; a tub was large enough for Diogenes, but a world was too little for Alexander. - Charles Caleb Colton

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

I'm very anxious to see who the fans choose for their favorite finalist. Their decision could have a big effect on my ultimate decision. - Donald Trump

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about. - Dale Carnegie

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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