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THIRTEEN

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THIRTEEN thanks to Mel Hardman

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Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Operator! Give me the number for 911! - Homer Simpson

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

Half this game is ninety percent mental. - Yogi Berra

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Once I get on a puzzle, I can't get off. - Richard P. Feynman

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

I write puzzles and mysteries. Nothing too highfalutin. - Michael Connelly

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

Teach us to number our days, that we may apply our hearts unto wisdom. - Psalms 90:12

Life is like a game of Tetris. You never know what you're gonna get. - Kevin Larnholm

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week. - David Coleman

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling. It's like a Tetris game. - Neil P. Harris

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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