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THIRTEEN

TWELVE PLUS ONE = ELEVEN PLUS TWO

THIRTEEN thanks to Mel Hardman

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Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Half this game is ninety percent mental. - Yogi Berra

Once I get on a puzzle, I can't get off. - Richard P. Feynman

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties. - Erich Fromm

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

The concept of number is the obvious distinction between the beast and man. - Joseph de Maistre

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops. - Groucho Marx

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

The control of large numbers is possible, and like unto that of small numbers, if we subdivide them. - Sun Tze

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

The number of times I succeed is in direct proportion to the number of times I can fail and keep on trying. - Tom Hopkins

Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. - Charles Mingus

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao


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