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This Is My Road thanks to Barry Leinbach

This Is My Road thanks to Barry Leinbach

This Is My Road thanks to Barry Leinbach

This Is My Road thanks to Barry Leinbach

This Is My Road thanks to Barry Leinbach

This Is My Road thanks to Barry Leinbach

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There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

Done the elephants, done the poverty. - Phil Tufnell

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Senaca

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

Every road you take has a destination. What road are you on and will it take you where you really want to go? - Unknown

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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