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Titanic Trailer

Shortest version of Titanic on the internet

Titanic Trailer thanks to Mel Hardman

at 20 Knots

Titanic Trailer thanks to Mel Hardman

at 30 Knots

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I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

I'm an Irish Catholic and I have a long iceberg of guilt. - Edna O'Brien

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic. - Unknown

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci


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