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Too clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash

There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker

Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

Caring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb

A jest's prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it, never in the tongue of him that makes it. - William Shakespeare

Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong. - Muhammad Ali

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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