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Too clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash

Laughter is the best medicine. - the Joe-kster

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

Yankin' out the tonsils and the adenoods. - Archie Bunker

The deeper the sorrow, the less tongue it has. - Talmud

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Even fools are thought wise if they keep silent, and discerning if they hold their tongue. - Old Testament

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year. - Charles Lamb

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

A jest's prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it, never in the tongue of him that makes it. - William Shakespeare

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman


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