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Train Hits Deer

I think the Deere is dead...

Train Hits Deer thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Train Hits Deer thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Train Hits Deer thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Train Hits Deer thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Train Hits Deer thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Train Hits Deer thanks to Glenna Kennedy

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Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

The only way of catching a train I ever discovered is to miss the train before. - G K Chesterton

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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