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Water Stoppers

How the Dutch keep the water behind the dikes

Water Stoppers thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

We're just sweeping dirty dishes under the rug. - Archie Bunker

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. - Unknown

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

You can't sweep other people off their feet if you can't be swept off your own. - Clarence Day

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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