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Wedding Dress For Sale

Regifting for the bride not to be

Wedding Dress For Sale thanks to Mike King

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Clarity trumps persuasion. - Flint McGlaughlin

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

When all you've got is a hammer, bad service looks like a nail. - Doc Searls

Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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