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Windscreen Spoon

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Windscreen Spoon thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Bubba spoon feeds his windshield

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Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug. - John Lithgow

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad. - Samuel Goldwyn

Only the spoon knows what is stirring in the pot. - Italian Proverb

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions - Archie Bunker

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

Life is what happens when you're not looking at a screen. - Unknown

Some days you're a bug, some days you're a windshield. - Price Cobb

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Sometimes you're the windshield; sometimes you're the bug. - Mark Knopfler

Some days you're the bug. Some days you're the windshield. - Price Cobb

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The Wright Brothers flew through the smoke screen of impossibility. - Dorothea Brande

What you have put into the kettle comes afterwards into your spoon. - Turkestan Proverb

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon. - E.M. Forster

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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