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Word Puzzle Clock

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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

Live with no time out. - Simone de Beauvoir

Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci

The future comes one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

All great achievements require time. - Maya Angelou

I'm sympathising my watch with yours. - Archie Bunker

I wasted time, and now doth time waste me. - William Shakespeare

The time is always right to do the right thing. - Unknown

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time. - Bette Midler

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

Time goes, you say? Ah, no! Alas, Time stays, we go. - Austin Dobson

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

It’s okay to be crazy and scared and brave at the same time! - Kelly Epperson

A teacher affects eternity. He can never tell where his influence stops. - Henry Adams

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

A long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy. - Charles Manson

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

There is no greater wisdom than well to time the beginnings and onsets of things. - Francis Bacon

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time. - Betty Smith

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record. - David Coleman

Most of the time, if you treat people right, you don't have to be afraid of them. - Kathy Kelly

All my life I've looked at words as though I were seeing them for the first time. - Ernest Hemingway

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. - Josh Billings

The dementia patient is not giving you a hard time. The dementia patient is having a hard time. - Kerry Kleinbergen

My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award. - Michael Caine

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch somebody else doing it wrong, without comment. - T.H. White

Maybe I couldn’t be dafter,
But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after. - Ogden Nash

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps

The fruits of philosophy are the important thing, not the philosophy itself. When we ask the time, we don't want to know how watches are made. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Fly By Meal

Down Day

Hanging Out With Friends

You Want Me To Do What?

Mirror Lake

Kitchen Thing

Light Road

Coffee Spoon

Show Stopper

Water Judge

Litter of DalCations

Fitness On The Bus

Deluxe Peanut Butter Jam Sandwich

Neighbour's Fence

Smoking Hot Body

Take Away Van

Emotion Stew

Appenzell, Switzerland

Holy Day Inn

Rising To The Occasion

High Wire Act

Sunday Drive in the Country

Cloud Swing

Playground Child Eliminator