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Time is the life of the soul. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Time heals what reason cannot. - Seneca

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

Sex is the biggest nothing of all time. - Andy Warhol

One thing you can't recycle is wasted time. - Unknown

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. - Groucho Marx

Her time is about 4.33, which she's capable of. - David Coleman

Time goes, you say? Ah, no! Alas, Time stays, we go. - Austin Dobson

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

The world's a puzzle; no need to make sense out of it. - Socrates

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. - Bill Watterson

To watch 24 hours a day through them high-powered spectaculars. - Archie Bunker

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough. - Rabindranath Tagore

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

Time and words can't be recalled, even if it was only yesterday. - Estonian Proverb

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

The only time you don't fail is the last time you try anything - and it works. - William Strong

I'd rather be a few pounds heavier and enjoy life than be worried all the time. - Drew Barrymore

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect). - Mark Twain

It takes less time to do something right the first time, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Unknown

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft


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