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A puzzle is not a dead-end. - Lewis N. Roe

A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

I wasted time, and now doth time waste me. - William Shakespeare

There is always a time to make right what is wrong. - Susan Griffin

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

We always have time enough, if we will but use it aright. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

There is never enough time, unless you're serving it. - Malcolm Forbes

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

All endings are also beginnings - we just don't know it at the time. - Unknown

Ya gotta watch out for that rigididness. It'll warf your personality. - Archie Bunker

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

There is a time for departure even when there's no certain place to go. - Tennessee Williams

Most of the places I've been, I've been a main piece of the puzzle. - Eric Davis

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

This time, like all times, is a very good one, if we but know what to do with it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To achieve great things, two things are needed: a plan, and not quite enough time. - Leonard Bernstein

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

You will never 'find' time for anything. If you want time, you must make it. - Charles Bruxton

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde

Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-Wan. Now that's a name I have not heard in a long time. A long time. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Live as if you were living a second time, and as though you had acted wrongly the first time. - Viktor E. Frankl

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

Time will discover everything to posterity. It is a babbler, and speaks even when no question is put. - Euripides

If you don't write when you don't have time for it, you won't write when you do have time for it. - Katerina Stoykova Klemer

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

I was a Democrat for a period of time early on. And then I was also an independent. And then I became a Republican. - Donald Trump

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown


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