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Young Body Painter

Little Johnny's childhood models were paint by number

Young Body Painter thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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