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The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler


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