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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

In our leisure we reveal what kind of people we are. - Ovid

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

You may not be able to change the world, but at least you can embarrass the guilty. - Jessica Mitford

Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital. - Aaron Levenstein

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Unknown

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches, but to reveal to him his own. - Benjamin Disraeli

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King


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Human Explosion

Air Force Pilots

See You Later

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Cell Phone Booth

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