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Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

You may not be able to change the world, but at least you can embarrass the guilty. - Jessica Mitford

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Unknown

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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