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A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog

What does a dog do when it goes blind?

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

Lilly is a Great Dane that has been blind since a medical condition required that she have both eyes removed.

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

For the last 5 years, Madison, another Great Dane, has been her sight.

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

The two are inseparable.

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Old friends are best. - John Selden

My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

Love is not merely blind but mentally afflicted. - Alice Thomas Ellis

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

A deaf husband and a blind wife make the best couple. - French Proverb

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Self-interest makes some people blind, and others sharp-sighted. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Weller

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

Be to their virtue very kind;
be to their faults a little blind. - Matthew Prior

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

None so deaf as those that will not hear. None so blind as those that will not see. - Matthew Henry

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Strengthen the female mind by enlarging it, and there will be an end to blind obedience. - Mary Wollstonecraft

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Because you're not what I would have you be, I blind myself to who, in truth, you are. - Madeleine L'Engle

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Sometimes, I feel I am really blessed to be blind because I probably would not last a minute if I were able to see things. - Stevie Wonder

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

We're blind to our blindness. We have very little idea of how little we know. We're not designed to know how little we know. - Daniel Kahneman

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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