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A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog

What does a dog do when it goes blind?

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

Lilly is a Great Dane that has been blind since a medical condition required that she have both eyes removed.

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

For the last 5 years, Madison, another Great Dane, has been her sight.

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

The two are inseparable.

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

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Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

What is research but a blind date with knowledge? - Will Harvey

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee. - Bobby Heenan

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

Self-interest makes some people blind, and others sharp-sighted. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Would you take all these pains about your looks if every body was blind? - Charles Finney

What we call 'morals' is simply blind obedience to words of command. - Havelock Ellis

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive. - Anais Nin

None so deaf as those that will not hear. None so blind as those that will not see. - Matthew Henry

With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on a blind belief in some other thing. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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