#1 humor site on the 'net

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog

What does a dog do when it goes blind?

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

Lilly is a Great Dane that has been blind since a medical condition required that she have both eyes removed.

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

For the last 5 years, Madison, another Great Dane, has been her sight.

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

The two are inseparable.

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

QuotaBills
Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

Self-interest makes some people blind, and others sharp-sighted. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


Fire Truck Sinkhole

Cyclist Mailbox

Tearable Puns

Penmanship

Tree Removal

I Sea Drums

Statue of Libertea

Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner Burrito

Cow Photobomb

Commas Save Lives

Never Give Up

Girl Sitting or Boy Hugging?

The Domino's Effect

Outdoor Pool

Wedding Pound Cake

Fear Of Light

Maiden Rock Illusion

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit

Noodle Art

Windows Scoreboard

Mummy Dogs

Swimming Without Getting Your Hair Wet

Media Bondage

Redneck ATV