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Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell


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