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I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is usually plain. - Oscar Wilde

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you. - Groucho Marx

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding


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