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Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

Humor is a painful thing told playfully. - Charles W Jarvis

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. - e e cummings

May my last breath be drawn through a pipe and exhaled in a pun. - Charles Lamb

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. - Edward de Bono

The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. - Jacob Riis

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it. - Fred Allen

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it. - Langston Hughes

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. - Bernard Williams

No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humour. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. - Agnes Repplier

I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does! - Debbie Gibson

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. - Max Eastman

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of our superiority to all that befalls us. - Romain Gary

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. - Christopher Hitchens

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. - Jennifer Jones

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. - Lana Turner

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. - Tina Fey

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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