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Laughter is contagious. - Unknown

Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

You got a very warfed sense of humor. - Archie Bunker

A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie Chaplin

Why should things be easy to understand? - Thomas Pynchon

Life in 2017: Living Happily Ever Laughter! - the Joe-kster

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

May my last breath be drawn through a pipe and exhaled in a pun. - Charles Lamb

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. - Edward de Bono

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it. - Fred Allen

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

The next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. - Frank A. Clark

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. - Francoise Sagan

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. - Max Eastman

Of puns it has been said that they who most dislike them are least able to utter them. - Edgar Allan Poe

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. - Sarah Silverman

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. - Christopher Hitchens

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. - Jennifer Jones

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato


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