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Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

Wit is the lowest form of humor. - Alexander Pope

Humor comes from self-confidence. - Rita Mae Brown

Humor is the most engaging cowardice. - Robert Frost

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. - Mark Twain

Life in 2017: Living Happily Ever Laughter! - the Joe-kster

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. - Arnold H Glasow

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you. - Larry Gelbart

Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

May my last breath be drawn through a pipe and exhaled in a pun. - Charles Lamb

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

The scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor. - Michael J. Fox

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? - George Carlin

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

Of puns it has been said that they who most dislike them are least able to utter them. - Edgar Allan Poe

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. - Sarah Silverman

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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