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Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

A pun is the lowest form of wit. - John Dennis

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

Wit is the lowest form of humor. - Alexander Pope

Humor comes from self-confidence. - Rita Mae Brown

Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

You got a very warfed sense of humor. - Archie Bunker

Humor is a painful thing told playfully. - Charles W Jarvis

Life in 2017: Living Happily Ever Laughter! - the Joe-kster

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial. - James Joyce

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. - Arnold H Glasow

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. - e e cummings

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. - Edward de Bono

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

The scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor. - Michael J. Fox

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? - George Carlin

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself. - Clifton Fadiman

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. - Christopher Hitchens

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. - Jennifer Jones

Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to. - George Saunders

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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