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Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar. - Cathy Guisewite

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife. - Groucho Marx

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

When you don't share your problems, you resent hearing the problems of other people. - Chuck Palahniuk

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas

To stand up on a stage alone with an acoustic guitar requires bravery bordering on heroism. Bordering on insanity. - Richard Thompson

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson


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