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Advantage of an Extra Long Straw

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Only a fool knows everything. - Maasai Proverb

Lose your cool - play the fool. - W. Andrew Welker

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

The fool wonders, the wise man asks. - Benjamin Disraeli

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

That's the thing that broke the straw. - Archie Bunker

Showing off is the fool's idea of glory. - Bruce Lee

The wise person questions himself, the fool others. - Henri Arnold

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan Swift

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. - Aeschylus

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has suspicions. - Wilson Miznor

There are well-dressed foolish ideas, just as there are well-dressed fools. - Sebastien Chamfort

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever. - Chinese Proverb

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. - Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great. - Cher

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

It never hurts a fool to appear before an audience, for his capacity is not a capacity for feeling. - Dale Breckenridge Carnegie

Start a huge, foolish project like Noah. It makes absolutely no difference what people think of you. - Rumi

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. - George S Patton

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

May I say that I have not thoroughly enjoyed serving with humans? I find their illogic and foolish emotions a constant irritant. - Leonard Nimoy

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut


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